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Running with legal music

It’s getting close to summer — you can’t hide in a hoodie any longer. Are you feeling guilty watching the lean bodies of marathon runners speed past as you drink cheap beer in a lawn chair? You should be. But a...
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Temporary peace

In a shocking development, competing online sites www.the217.com and www.smilepolitely.com have agreed to a temporary peace accord. The agreement was reached on the 7th hole of the Blue Course at the University...