She clogged everyone’s Twitterfeed, blocked off a large chunk of a hospital, and is STILL about to get picked on by a handful of cruel schoolchildren…
On Saturday, dynamic duo Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcomed their little bundle of joy with a quite curious moniker: Blue Ivy.
Um… Blue… Ivy?
Let’s try to find some logic in this:
1. “Blue” to represent Jay-Z’s Blueprint album franchise.
2. “IV” to represent the couple’s “favorite number”, which Beyoncé’s latest album “4” can attest to…
Favorite color and favorite number: brilliant!
I mean, it’s better than some other recent celebrity baby names—for examples, “Pilot Inspektor” “Fifi Trixiebell” “Audio Science”—right?
Nope, I don’t think so.
Give your babies a little respect, celebs. They’re going to hate you when they grow up.
With (tough) love,
Ash
