Talking Trash with Ash: Trash of the Week Pt. 4

Love him or hate him, Justin Bieber may be a daddy!

Apparently, a 20-year-old woman is suing Justin Bieber, claiming that she took his virginity after a show last year, and that he is the father of her 3-month-old son.

How embarrassing…
1. Why would you ever admit to doing dirty things with little baby Justin Bieber?
2. No one will ever believe that America’s favorite girl-boy has what it takes to produce a child.

Also, she may have a real embarrassment soon—the LA police are investigating this (now that she’s brought it to their attention…SMART!) and she could be charged with statuatory rape.

Mariah Yeater, you’re a winner.

With (tough) love,
Ash

About Ashley Kordik

(Assistant Program Director) Outspoken. Aggressive. Ambitious. Obsessed with film, fashion, foreign languages and funny people. I am a projection of all of the people I've ever met.

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