Thinking of Valentine’s Day

The Naughty Mix – DJ Bozak
Trying to check out R-rated films when you were 10, listen to explicit rap when you were 13, and to somehow see something in that scrambled Playboy television at 15.

1. NWA – I’d Rather Fuck You (Niggaz4life)
2. Saafir – Worship The Dick (Boxcar Sessions)
3. Tha Dogg Pound – Some Bomb Azz Pussy (Dogg Food)
4. Yaggfu Front – 9 Inches Hard (Action Packed Adventure)
5. Ice Cube – Get Off My Dick And Tell Yo Bitch To Come Here (Kill At Will)
6. Akinyele – Just Put It In Your Mouth (Vagina Diner)
7. Onyx – Black Vagina Finda (Bacdafucup)
8. Too Short – Blow Job Betty (Born To Mack)
9. Chuck Berry – My Ding a Ling (Chuck Berry’s Greatest Hits)
10. Nikki D – Wasted Pussy (Daddy’s Little Girl)
11. Motley Crue * Girls, Girls, Girls (Theatre Of Pain)
12. DJ Assault – Ass & Titties (12″ single)
13. Bust Down – Pissin’ Razor Blades (Unknown)

    My love songs for Condoleezza Rice – Logan Moore
    The surveillance state will not approve of this lust

    1. The Fleshtones – Mushroom Cloud (Beautiful Light)
    2. Rolling Stones – Country Honk (Let it Bleed)
    3. Gang of Four – To Hell With Poverty (Another Day, Another Dollar)
    4. The Fall – My New House (This Nation’s Saving Grace)
    5. The Clash – Clampdown (London Calling)
    6. Devo – Uncontrollable Urge (Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo)
    7. Throbbing Gristle – Hot On The Heels of Love (20 Jazz Funk Greats)
    8. Wolf Eyes – Stabbed in the Face (Burned Mind)
    9. Yo La Tengo – Mushroom Cloud of Hiss (May I Sing With Me)

    Covet Thy Neighbor – Courtney Hrejsa
    These songs are all about guys lusting after girls they can never have.

    1. The Presidents of The United States of America – Tiger Bomb (Freaked Out and Small)
    2. Stevie Wonder – My Cherie Amor (Wonder for Your Love)
    3. Paul McCartney and Eric Clapton – Something (Concert for George)
    4. Beck – Debra (Midnite Vultures)
    5. They Might Be Giants – Ana Ng (Lincoln)
    6. The White Stripes – Sister, Do You Know My Name? (De Stijl)
    7. Cat Stevens * Here Comes My Baby (The Very Best of Cat Stevens)
    8. The Zombies – The Way I Feel Inside (The Life Aquatic OST)
    9. The Unicorns * Sea Ghost (Who Will Cut our Hair when We’re Gone?)
    10. Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out (Franz Ferdinand)
    11. A Good Man is Easy to Kill – Beulah (The Coast is Never Clear)
    12. Cake – Short Skirt, Long Jacket (Comfort Eagle)
    13. Squeeze – Tempted (by the fruit of another) (East Side Story)
    14. The Cars – My Best Friend’s Girl (The Cars)
    15. Yo la Tengo – Cherry Chapstick (And Then Nothing Turned Ourselves Inside-Out)

    I Don’t Believe in a Thing Called Love – Imran Siddiquee

    1. Wilco – Via Chicago (Summerteeth)
    2. The Darkness – Love is Only a Feeling (Permission to Land)
    3. Elliott Smith – Everything Means Nothing To Me (Figure 8)
    4. The Radio Dept. – I Don’t Need Love, I’ve Got My Band (Pulling Our Weight
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    5. Talking Heads – I’m Not in Love (More Songs About Buildings & Food)
    6. Kings of Convenience – Love is No Big Truth (Riot on an Empty Street)
    7. The Police – Don’t Stand So Close To Me (Zenyatta Mondatta)
    8. Outkast – Hey Ya! (Speakerboxxx/The Love Below)
    9. Belle & Sebastian – I Don’t Love Anyone (Tigermilk)
    10. Rufus Wainwright – April Fools (Rufus Wainwright)
    11. Neutral Milk Hotel – Song Against Sex (On Avery Island)
    12. Bright Eyes – Lover I Don’t Have To Love (Lifted)
    13. Magnetic Fields – Meaningless (69 Love Songs)
    14. Bob Dylan – It Ain’t Me Babe (Another Side of Bob Dylan)

    Raised Catholic – Kyle Gorman
    Listen as the protagonist makes the painfully awkward transition from Catholic boy to supafreak.

    1. Pulp – Babies (His ‘N’ Hers)
    2. Weezer – Tired Of Sex (Pinkerton)
    3. Belle & Sebastian – Dirty Dream Number Two (The Boy With The Arab Strap)
    4. Guided By Voices – My Valuable Hunting Knife (Bee Thousand)
    5. Steely Dan – Doctor Wu (Katy Lied)
    6. Matthew Sweet – Divine Intervention (Girlfriend)
    7. Nirvana – Lithium (Nevermind)
    8. The Police – O My God (Synchroncity)
    9. Camper Van Beethoven – All Her Favorite Fruit [Orchestral Version] (Greatest Hits Played Faster)
    10. The Raisins – Fear is Never Boring (The Raisins)
    11. Smashing Pumpkins – Today (Siamese Dream)
    12. De La Soul – Jenifa Taught Me (3 Feet High And Rising)
    13. Morrissey – Last Of The International Playboys (Bona Drag)
    14. Aqueduct – Hardcore Days & Softcore Nights (I Sold Gold)