Band of the week: Santa

1. Please list the names of all members of your band.
Stanton, Otto, Mack, Tommy, Steve
2. Where did you get your band name?
The “santa” is the part of the peanut that connects its two halves.
3. When did you start performing together?
2 Years Ago when we hijacked Otto’s interpretive dance company, Beagle Dayz
4. Who is your greatest musical influence?
My Morning Jackson 5
5. Describe your sound in 3 words or less.
Psychadelic rock candy
6. Do you have any pre-show rituals or superstitions?
Finger puppets, finger painting, finger food: in that order.
7. What is your favorite place to perform?
Canopy Club
8. What is your latest album called?
My Bones EP
9. When is your next performance?
May 8 at the Canopy Club
10. If you could perform with anyone in the history of music, who would it be?
11. Do you have any pets?
Mack’s little sister has a chinchilla named Percy. We have a landlord named Tony.
12. True or false: dogs are better than cats.
You can’t have a conversation with either of them.
13. What is your favorite thing to eat as a band?
14. If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be?
Yippity and/or yappity dogs.
14B. Why?
They are the world’s second best accessory, right after breath mints.
15. What kind of car do you drive?
The cranberry cruiser. 12 mpg.
16. What is your favorite joke?
The Grape Fall.
17. What is your favorite western European nation?
Portugal; it has the most soul.
18. What is your least favorite thing to do on vacation?
19. How often do you get your hair cut?
As least often as possible.
20. What is the best concert you’ve ever attended?
Radiohead or Elsinore
21. Who are you voting for in 2008?
Whoever doesn’t want us to put an ID chip in our baby.
22. Who did you vote for in 2004?
John Cary Kerry
23. Does global warming exist?
Hell yes, dummy.
24. What is one thing you do that’s good for the Earth?
We gel its hair every morning.
25. Do you like cheese?
All the time.
25B. What kind?
Anything but American.
26. What is your favorite TV show?
Boy Meets World
27. What is your least favorite movie?
Winter Heat
28. What is the coolest place you’ve ever traveled?
St. Louis Botanical Gardens followed by Captain D’s
29. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood (in cubic feet)?
30. What is your favorite kind of mammal?
30B. Why?
Why not?
31. If you could time travel, what would you go see?
Fred and/or Ben Savage’s conception.
32. What’s better, Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter?
Mortal Kombat
33. Which Teenage mutant Ninja Turtle do you best identify with?
33B. Why?
We like blue.
34. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done in the name of music?
Shave a Nike sign in the back of Mack’s head.
35. Any advice for the public at large?
Listen to Elsinore.
36. If you could be a WWE Superstar, who would you be?
The Undertaker
37.What is one cool thing you think everyone should know about you?
We get intimate at
38. And another?
We love drunken musical campfires.
39. What is your favorite song to play live?
“Afterlife”. We’ll play it May 8.
40. Who would win in a fight, Optimus Prime or Dark Wing Duck?
Optimus Prime.
41. Boxers or briefs?
42. What is your favorite office supply?
43. Describe your audience in 3 words.
Inclusive, amiable, jumpers
44. Who is the biggest underdog in movie history?
Stanley Ipkiss of The Mask
45. What is your favorite place to spend a Friday night?You’d Never Tell. It’s a Lifetime original starring Fred Savage and Candace Cameron.
47. What is your favorite brand of shoes?
48. Would you rather have top half fish, bottom half woman or top half woman, bottom half fish?
All fish with a woman’s brain.

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