DJ Blog: Talking Trash with Ash, Trash of the Week Pt. 11

She clogged everyone’s Twitterfeed, blocked off a large chunk of a hospital, and is STILL about to get picked on by a handful of cruel schoolchildren…

On Saturday, dynamic duo Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcomed their little bundle of joy with a quite curious moniker: Blue Ivy.

Um… Blue… Ivy?

Let’s try to find some logic in this:
1. “Blue” to represent Jay-Z’s Blueprint album franchise.
2. “IV” to represent the couple’s “favorite number”, which Beyoncé’s latest album “4” can attest to…

Favorite color and favorite number: brilliant!

I mean, it’s better than some other recent celebrity baby names—for examples, “Pilot Inspektor” “Fifi Trixiebell” “Audio Science”—right?

Nope, I don’t think so.
Give your babies a little respect, celebs. They’re going to hate you when they grow up.

With (tough) love,

About Ashley Kordik

(Assistant Program Director) Outspoken. Aggressive. Ambitious. Obsessed with film, fashion, foreign languages and funny people. I am a projection of all of the people I've ever met.

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