Bret Michaels. These kids have grown up on a steady diet of Cheetos and Red Bull, so I’m pretty sure they can handle his rock and roll lifestyle.
–Bonnie Stiernberg
Eric Clapton because he seems like he’d be a great fa- . . . er . . . well, that song “Tears In Heaven” is really good.
-Brian McGovern
Michael Jackson because hanging a kid off a balcony is much safer than driving with a kid on your lap.
-Alexa Rodheim
